December 2009
Le Moulin
Never have you made me feel more upset before in my life.
What did you do for Christmas?
I bet you didn’t work 120.5 hours in two weeks like I did.
'Santa' came...
Here’s what he brought me: 1) Too much chocolate. I gave half of it to the little four-year old girl in my building.
2) Calvin Klein socks and dress socks, also a pair of pajama pants.
3) A desk from IKEA.
4) Dolce and Gabbana ‘Light Blue’ colagne…and body wash (ew).
5) A fridge full of yummy food, most of which my Mom cooked.
6) Last but not least, a Canon 24-70mm...
ME: 1, YOU: ...ZERO!!!
Miss. faux-french was ‘let-go’ from work today… I haven’t smiled this hard in years.
Submission(s)
I think I’ve found a gallery I want to do an exhibit in during the next-coming year. My goal for tonight / tomorrow is to submit a proposal along with a virtual portfolio to see if the committee will look at it and accept it. Cross your fingers!
What's your GUILTY PLEASURE?
My favorite guilty pleasure that I’m not ashamed of is looking through peoples laptops when they’re not around. Not documents and shit, I couldn’t care less if people have porn on their computer, but I admit I feel super excited / really creepy when I view photo folders or applications like Photobooth and see webcam shots people have taken of themselves. It makes me lol so hard...
$$$
I keep doing mental-math in my head…like…
“If I make so-and-so in a month, then I can purchase (so many) frames and have enough left over to print my photographs…PLUS pay rent.” But what I REALLY want is to buy some god damn furniture for my apartment!!! SUCK MY DICK GRADUATION!!!
"How to Be Invited to Art Gallery or Exhibit...
Go to art galleries and sign up for the mailing list. Then you’ll be invited to every opening the gallery has.
Get yourself a copy of any essay collection by Susan Sontag, especially On Photography or Against Interpretation. Some might suggest that she is the true New York intellectual, and she isn’t the “obvious hipster choice” like Paul Auster or Don Delillo that will...
Heshewomanhater
My friend is a transexual MTF who hates biological females. I can’t help but wonder if it’s because she feels she’ll never be equal or is it because she just wants to return to being a male. Maybe even a hetero-sexual male…
Hmmm…
BLACK MARKET
Black dress up anybody? Gotta go home and hit da bong with Janine before we go to watch Art being sold…
I always feel bad when the Art is up there and no one bids what-so-ever. I’m gonna cry if that happens to me tonight.
It's official...
No more beating around the bush, I applied to Columbia University today and my professors are writing me recommendations as we speak. Cross your fingers I get that scholarship and acceptance or I’ll be hella pissed off. Even more pissed off that I have to wait till JUNE to get a god damn reply. By the way…does anyone wanna sublease my apartment come August 31st?
Some sort of white crap
It snowed a bit today. Janine’s going to hate this.