January 2010
ATTN: REBECCA LAYCOCK
You re-blog way too much.
Love, Frankie
black balloon
Life officially feels dead.
Karma's a bitch
This woman with a leather jacket came into my Spa today…it was zipped ALL the way up, I looked at her and (I DON’T KNOW WHY) said “How far along are you?” Turns out…she ain’t pregnant… She called in fifteen minutes later and launched a complaint against me to my Manager…fuck.
It sounds worse than it is, I only asked because she was super tiny...
"The Gaga Law"
(RAH)² (AH)³ + RO (MA + MAMA) + (GA)² + OOH(LA)² = Bad Romance
"A Single Man."
Not THE best movie of all time, but I enjoyed it.
Sewer fiends
madge13:
Have an old cat or dog you no longer want? (Lower Mainland)
Date: 2010-01-14, 9:26PM PST Reply to: comm-rst64-1553451507@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Give them to me. I have two pythons that are no longer happy with rats so I’m looking to start feeding them cats and small dogs in hopes at making them very large so that when I flush them down the toilet, they will be...
BODY MASSAGE?
A man prick came into my work today and during his “back, neck and shoulders massage” I guess he asked for a ‘happy ending.’ My Body Worker was pissed off, and I was pissed off. Little to say, he left VERY unhappy…
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It’s five o’clock In the morning Conversation got boring You said you’d go Into bed soon So I snuck off To your bedroom And I thought I’d just wait there Untill I heard you Come up the stairs And I pretended I was sleeping And I was hoping You would creep in With me You put your arm Around my shoulder And it was As if the room Got colder And we moved...
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Toodles.
RJW
So glad she’s moved to the island…now I always have someone to hang out with and go to Artsy functions with. :)
Done
I’m kind of over caring about everyone elses feelings other than my own.
Day #1
Today I’ve decided I’m going to become a fake-vegetarian. I will still eat Seafood and probably chicken, but I’m going to limit how much Chicken I eat.
GOOD LUCK TO ME!
FLASH
It would be kinda hilarious to go into the room right now and take a picture of Rebecca sleeping, only to set off the giant flash on my camera…hehe.
lolol
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4d2ebc8f52/alyssa-milano-s-evolution-jersey-shore?rel=player
2010
I promise to never be pushed around again. I also promise to keep my mouth shut and let others make their mistakes because I believe mistakes are necessary in life.
I will no longer hold onto the thought of sharing a future that I cannot have.
I also will not fall for someone who has been a fucking dick to me.
I will go on to bigger things I hope.